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Spring Break Up
There was a girl crying on a subway bench at three in the morning. A cop kept handing her tissues through the metal gate and eventually gave her the whole pack.
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Update
Highlights: • Trapped in a freight elevator. Yelling for help. • spilling nacho cheese on my pants in a movie theater • over due library book.
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Clawing
The two lovers next to me keep stroking each others arms. Rubbing the same patch of skin over and over. It’s like they are trying to dig into each other’s bodies–like picking at a label or a scab. I’m am … Continue reading
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Men With Their Pants Down
Diego Maki was using the urinal when Ryan Valley finished drying his hands and hit the handicap assistance button on his way out. The door swung open into the hallway of Blue Sky Junior High for exactly 9 seconds which … Continue reading
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Coney Island
This post was inspired by mollusks and their uncanny desire to take over our faces.
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Old Sport
Everyone called him Grampa even though he never had any children and was only 55; maybe it was the sweater vest he always wore or his prematurely white hair. He went to work at a chicken factory right after high … Continue reading
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